Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.
hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like
I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious
Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.