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call me princess and smoke your weed with me.

Imagine being given a list of all the people who made you into the person you are today. And next to their name you could see the exact personality trait you got because of them.

googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

“Dont miss out on something that could be great just because it could also be difficult.”

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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daisy-buchanannn:

funky-assbubbles:

I’m sorry but can we appreciate how this could have gone down a totally sexist and offensive path but instead it’s just hilarious

Reblogged this before but I still think it’s hilarious.

Our loveable Polite Stranger - The Purge

bonerbae:

boy moans are so nice

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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whouer:

when you try your best but you don’t succeed